Elf
Blog Posts (2)
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Smells Like Tuesday - The comic!
Discussion
Hoshii: Hey, what's Questalot doing?
Questalot: Standing guard! You never know when we might get attacked!Hoshii: Andrew?
Andrew: Yeah?
Hoshii: You really don't remember anything?
Andrew: No, not even my name...Andrew: Everything seems really weird, almost not real... And I can do all this magic stuff...
Hoshii: And you're really good at nearly setting your new friends on fire...
Andrew: ... So, you're an elf?
Hoshii: Yes, I am...Andrew: Apart from the pointy ears, how are we different? You look really similar...
Hoshii: ...Hoshii: Well, in case you hadn't noticed: I'm a GIRL.
Andrew: That's not...
Hoshii: I know, but I'm not sure myself.Andrew: ... ... ...
Hoshii: Wow, look at the stars!Andrew: They're pretty impressive.
Hoshii: ...so... shiny...
Andrew: *sigh* -
Smells Like Tuesday - The comic!
Thief
Nobody thought to look in the caves.
Andrew: It looks like that thief we're looking for is hiding in that cave...
Thief: Hey, what are you doing in MY ca... uuh... SECRET HIDEOUT?
(The thief is sitting on a small pile of various treasures)Questalot: We are on a quest to save the nearby town from the evil thief who has stolen most of their valuable items!
Thief: Really? Me? Evil?Andrew: She... doesn't look like a master thief... What's with the pointy ears anyway?
Thief: HEY! Have you never seen an elf before?Andrew: I... don't know...
Questalot: Hand over the stolen goods! We're taking them back!
Thief: I... can't let you... do that...(A short fight later...)
Thief: Ow... I couldn't help stealing those things. They were so... shiny...
Andrew: Hmm...Questalot: This doesn't seem right... Maybe we should just let her go...
Andrew: We shou....
Angry mob: AHA! THIS MUST BE THEM!
Andrew: This isn't good.